Tribute to Cap'n Joe Visconti's perfect Keelhaul today under Black Flag
It's been a long few weeks, and people seem stressed, so it's time for a little silliness to end the day. This one is meant for insiders - everyone else just sing along.
Congrats to Cap'n Joe Visconti on his perfect keelhaul today of a well-known traitor who shall remain nameless (as he is useless). The King hereby awards Cap'n Joe a formal Letter of Marque to use as he wishes. May you sail the high seas under black flag, hunting the enemies of the Crown and His Majesty's Lawful Realm. Godspeed and endeavor to be twenty times as ruthless as our foes - take no prisoners, show no mercy, give no quarter for they are the Devil's own. Plunder and pillage, and take what little of their self-respect they have left. Send them to the bottom, Cap'n Joe! Feed 'em to the fishes!
(All this should be read with a bit of humor)
Here are the Lyrics if you want to dare sing along:
Keelhauled by Alestorm
My friends I stand before you
To tell a truth most dire
They lurks a treator in our mist
Who haven't vote the captain's ire
He don't deserve no mercy
We ought to shoot him with a gun
But I am not an evil man
but first let's have a little fun
We'll tie that scoundrel to a rope
And throw him overboard
drag him underneath the ship
A terrifying deadly trip
Keelhaul, that filthy landlubber,
send him down to the depths below
Make that bastard walk the plank
with a bottle of rum and the Yo-Ho-Ho
Keelhaul, that filthy landlubber,
send him down to the depths below
Make that bastard walk the plank with a bottle of rum and the Yo-Ho-Ho
I will not say what he has done
His sins are far to grave to tell
It's not my place to judge a man
But for them he will burn in hell
The sharks will dine up on his flesh
And Davy Jones will have his soul
Take his money and his hat
He won't need them where he's gonna go
but first lets tie him to a rope
And throw him overboard
drag him underneath the ship
A terrifying deadly trip
Keelhaul, that filthy landlubber,
send him down to the depths below
Make that bastard walk the plank
with a bottle of rum and the Yo-Ho-Ho
Keelhaul, that filthy landlubber,
send him down to the depths below
Make that bastard walk the plank with a bottle of rum and the Yo-Ho-Ho
We'll tie that scoundrel to a rope
And throw him overboard
drag him underneath the ship
A terrifying deadly trip
Keelhaul, that filthy landlubber,
send him down to the depths below
Make that bastard walk the plank
with a bottle of rum and the Yo-Ho-Ho
Keelhaul, that filthy landlubber,
send him down to the depths below
Make that bastard walk the plank with a bottle of rum and the Yo-Ho-Ho
To tell a truth most dire
They lurks a treator in our mist
Who haven't vote the captain's ire
He don't deserve no mercy
We ought to shoot him with a gun
But I am not an evil man
but first let's have a little fun
We'll tie that scoundrel to a rope
And throw him overboard
drag him underneath the ship
A terrifying deadly trip
Keelhaul, that filthy landlubber,
send him down to the depths below
Make that bastard walk the plank
with a bottle of rum and the Yo-Ho-Ho
Keelhaul, that filthy landlubber,
send him down to the depths below
Make that bastard walk the plank with a bottle of rum and the Yo-Ho-Ho
I will not say what he has done
His sins are far to grave to tell
It's not my place to judge a man
But for them he will burn in hell
The sharks will dine up on his flesh
And Davy Jones will have his soul
Take his money and his hat
He won't need them where he's gonna go
but first lets tie him to a rope
And throw him overboard
drag him underneath the ship
A terrifying deadly trip
Keelhaul, that filthy landlubber,
send him down to the depths below
Make that bastard walk the plank
with a bottle of rum and the Yo-Ho-Ho
Keelhaul, that filthy landlubber,
send him down to the depths below
Make that bastard walk the plank with a bottle of rum and the Yo-Ho-Ho
We'll tie that scoundrel to a rope
And throw him overboard
drag him underneath the ship
A terrifying deadly trip
Keelhaul, that filthy landlubber,
send him down to the depths below
Make that bastard walk the plank
with a bottle of rum and the Yo-Ho-Ho
Keelhaul, that filthy landlubber,
send him down to the depths below
Make that bastard walk the plank with a bottle of rum and the Yo-Ho-Ho
Fair Winds and Happy Hunting!
I AM
THE KING
This original blog entry can be found at http://www.thekingsview.blogspot.com
5 comments:
KING BEWARE! The Emporer is pushing his way through the 2nd Congressional District. Don’t be deceived by his boyish grin. His Field Commander (Director) is saying he will not allow a primary…The Emporer will attend all of their meetings…invited or not.
King, you are part of the media. Do not be intimidated. Some of the press have already capitulated. Write the unbiased TRUTH. The people are watching and listening. They no longer will be bullied. There are eyes and ears in every town. Inform them of the facts. They are listening. The truth will prevail.
I AM,
The Silent Observer
Well... First, we don't make our way down to second district RTC meetings very much since it's not our stomping ground. But we wouldn't mind more royal spies, so please keep all observations coming.
Second, as for someone saying they won't ALLOW a primary - that will be determined by the willingness of each candidate's decision to spend money (or run up a tab) and not by political directors or the whims of want.
Third, we are NOT part of the media. We take exception to that insult. But we are a group of individuals who give a damn about us taking back Connecticut in EVERY district. There is only once exception, but we won't get into that here.
We in the 2nd District have learned a lot! We know when someone is attempting to bully us. We do not consider them the desirable candidate they may think they are...We get enough of that from Hartford and Washington now...Who needs Democrat-lite such as this...I for one want a Conservative that shares my values.
I AM
Not a Bully
Many of the towns (and RTCs) in the 2nd District are upset with the Congressional candidate who puts himself and his political career before the interests of the people of Eastern CT. As an RTC member I know I won't support anyone who is self-serving, immature, and unwilling to follow the political process as it should occur. We have a really good candidate from last time who will win in 2012.
Daria Novak is a horrible candidate who has no chance of winning in 2012
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